Russell Brand
There have been concerns that this might be a Ponzi scheme.
But rest assured it is not.
I just spoke to Charles Ponzi last week and he said that no Postal Reply Coupons were harmed in any mining activities
Johann Steynberg, speaking from the comfort of his jail cell in Brazil, has confirmed that this is indeed not a Ponzi scheme.
But for those who need further reassurance, we are offering genuine authenticate perfectly paired prime “This is not Ponzi scheme nor is it a pipe” certificate as NFT’s.
Get one quickly before the price goes up. Supplies are limited.
Loud but unreliable predictions in the fringe media have guaranteed that before very long, the resale price will exceed infinity. Exceed it by a whole lot !!
How could you go wrong?
Especially appropriate for large pension funds designed to support widows and orphans.
We are sorry to report that contrary to the rumors to the contrary, a free tulip bulb is not included with each purchase, but we will soon be making available a blue-chip NFT series of images of classic tulip bulbs.
Hehe! I’ll take 10!
I am told that the secret to government contract is that you should never take just one when you can two for twice the price.
But can we get 10 for ten-times the price here?